"Do YOU need a JOB?
Or are YOU in a DEAD-END job with LITTLE chance of ADVANCEMENT?
Are you BORED?
FIDGETY? DISCONNECTED from REALITY and possessing certain DELUSIONAL tendencies?
Do you believe in a MOON COLONY?
Would you like NASCAR, NFL team owners and other NE’ER-DO-WELLS to SUCK UP to YOU?
Or are you just eager to IMPOSE your own PERSONAL RELIGIOUS BELIEFS on the rest of the AMERICAN PEOPLE?
In that case: Would YOU like to be the PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE of the UNITED STATES REPUBLICAN PARTY?
This is no JOKE, SCAM OR PHISHING swindle!
Send no MONEY to FOREIGN PRINCES. No HOOKERS will call. On the contrary, vast sums of MONEY will be sent to YOU by SUPER PACS! The SECOND OLDEST political party in the United States, with 158 YEARS of PROVEN EXPERIENCE and a PROUD HISTORY that counts among its members ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THEODORE ROOSEVELT and KARL ROVE NEEDS YOU. This party is a FIXER-UPPER but with UNLIMITED POTENTIAL!
La suite: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/74029.html
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